April Fool SMS Jokes
HUSBAND & WIFE r like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures,the vehicle can’t mve further Moral:always Keep a SPare tyre
3 guys named: What, Why, When were talking. What: Why! What r u doing?
Worlds shortest jokes 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful
Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness
Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now.......Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain.
Fact 1: You can not touch ur lower lip with your tongue... Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Someone..Misses You..Needs You..Worries About You Lonely Without You Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO …
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...So, if u dont mind..
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
UR the 1 who is CHARMING,UR the 1 who is INTELLIGENT,UR the 1 who is CUTE and I am the 1 who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool. Happy April fool
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...So, if u dont mind..