| Computer SMS Jokes |
| Programmer to his son: Here, I brought you a new basketball.
Son: Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide? |
| Question:Why can't MICROSOFT built any cars?Answer:Cause when an accident happens the airbag always asks:Are you sure? |
| Question: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?
Answer: 3 years |
| Question: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
Answer: The warning label. |
| Why did the computer freeze?
It was in the freezer! |
| Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube is making one website together. What is the new site called?
You-twit-face! |
| When does a computer need shoes?
When it's reBooting! |
| What did the operator ask the computer to do in his absence?
MONITOR other people! |
| Why was the computer so cold? It forgot to close it's WINDOWS! |
| Why is the computer overweight?
Because its always taking megabytes! |
| Why did Bob eat his computer?
Because it was an Apple computer! |
| What did the spider create when he was inside the computer?
The World Wide Web! |
| Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships |
| Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say Just in case... mysteriously. |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist. |
| Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Santa:That is great,I will take two of them: |
| Think u r sitting in front of computer,what will computer think...?....'Intel inside...,'mental outside..' |
| Friendship is like a COMPUTER it ENTERS in ur life SAVE himself in ur heart, troubles and never DELETE u from her heart. |
| Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses… |
| Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!! |
| Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar! |
| Q.Wats O.J.Simpson's Internet address?
A.Slash,slash,backslash,slash,slash,escape!! |
| Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken. |
| The Theorem for Bill Gates... Computers are like air conditioners, They stop working properly when you open Windows" |
| Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat. |
| Two Beggers meet.Two Software Engg meet..Both asked the same Question 2 Each other.Guess Wat?.Which Platform r u working |