| Funny SMS |
| U can control ur breath,not ur death.u can control ur life but not wife.u can control emotions.but not loose motions.. |
| THE THING I LIKED ABOUT U MOST THAT U R SO SENTIMENTAL BUT 10% SENTI AND 90%MENTAL |
| What will be the name of Akshay Kumar at the age of 47 years.
Answer:- AK-47 |
| 2 of my frnds r arguing to prove who is my dearest friend..Standing near them, I'm smiling silently & thinking of u.. |
| Thr r 2 types of ppl in tis world:good and bad.The good sleep better,but te bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more |
| We dont believe in life after death but yet people always ask what next after engineering...! |
| Do U know full form of wife = " Worries in life Forever" |
| I luv stdyng.Unfortunatly,if i do study,d course gets finshd.Hw can i finish smthng i luv?So i dont study.Enjoy laziness |
| Past brings tears, future brings fear, so live in present & drink chiled beer. |
| Three guys meet in a bar.1st guy:I am a DJ!2nd guy:I am a VJ!3rd guy:I am a BJ!1st & 2nd guy:what? BJ?3rd guy:"BALD JOE" |
| Students r more genious thn tchrs.......coz tchrs complete their syllabus in 1 yr n stdnt in jst 1 day |
| Old concept:"Do or die".New concept:"Do before u die".Latest contest:"Don't die until u do".Our concept:"WHAT TO DO!?!?!". |
| I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish u wish to wish |
| Dad:Son,wt do u want 4 ur b'day? Son:Nt much dad,jst a radio wth a car around it. |
| Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! |
| Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No…1.—–I dont have brain… |
| Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above.. |
| What is similarity between Bill Gates and me? Don’t know?? He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PR |
| Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? |
| A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... |
| It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. |
| Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. |
| Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily. |
| Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it. |
| Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! |
| A pig will scratches us we scratches a pig we will be affected one. |
| TEACHER: What is the fullform of MATHS? STUDENTS: MENTALLY AFFECTED TEACHER HARRASING STUDENTS!!!!!!!! |
| If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Punch me,I dont mind() If u Hurt me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY ATM CARD |
| If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. |
| I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! |
| If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do? U can do nothin.If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences. |
| I Look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you... I... I...I'd rather look at the moon again... |
| Those beautiful eyes,that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile ....but that is enough about me,tell me how you are? |
| Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives. |
| Chantu- Why do you sleep with the Parrot beside you.? Bantu – Bcoz I Want to Know what all I Say in My Sleep.! |
| Sam gets a CHEQUE. He Throws it On the Ground. Can you guess Why.????? To see whether it Will BOUNCE or Not.. |
| History TEACHER – From Where to Where did the Mughals rule.? Student – Sir, I am Not sure but I think from Page 15 to 26. |
| How do you Make Santa Laugh on a Sunday.? ? ? Tell him a Joke on a Wednesday. |