| Marriage SMS Jokes |
| Man Conducting Marketing Survey Asked A Lady:Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life?Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book" |
| Every woman needs a husband Bcoz thr r a number of things tat go wrong 4 everything u cannot blame God or te Government |
| Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!! |
| While creating wives,God promised men tat good,ideal wives will b found in all corners of te world n then he made earth. |
| HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!! |
| Do U know full form of wife = " Worries in life Forever" |
| Y do Indian women want same husband in next life too?Bcoz Efforts taken by her 2 change him in tis life wil not b wasted |
| Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished. |
| They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank |
| A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband:Good night mother of my 3 kids.Wife Replied:Good nite father of none |
| Hus:u wil never succeed in making tat dog obey u!Wife:Nonsense it’s 1ly a matter of patience,I had alot of trouble wit u |
| Hus:Darling,years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.Wife:S darling I still do,1ly diff is earlier it was 300ml nw 1.5L |
| Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife?A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win! |
| After marriage, husband and wifebecome two sides of a coin;they just can’t face each other,but still they stay together. |
| It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.It's like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murder |
| When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws |
| Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. |
| It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives. |
| There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. |
| Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life. |