| Santa Banta SMS Jokes |
| Santa: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes Banta: Premature death. |
| Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy! Santa: Make up your mind. |
| Santa:wats the diff bet complete & Finish?Banta:wen u marry a right person ur complete & wen u marry d wrong ur finished |
| Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother. |
| Santa:I got married bcoz I was tired of cooking,cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta:Amazing,I got divorce 4 te same |
| Santa: Why have you increased speed of car?Banta: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident. |
| Santa:Why are you heating the knife.Banta:To do suicide.Santa:But why are you heating it?Banta:To prevent infection. |
| Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano? Banta: I can't see the agony of the audience. |
| Santa:What happened in 1869? Banta:Mahatma Gandhi was born. Santa:What happened in 1873?Banta:Gandhi was 4 years old. |
| How do you Make Santa Laugh on a Sunday.? ? ? Tell him a Joke on a Wednesday. |